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As we produce made-to-order products, we don't do refunds. If you are still unhappy with our products after buying them, we truly do apologize. Instead of regretting your purchase, give the item(s) to someone who might be in need and leave us a horrible review. Or, you can use, where applicable, the item as a cleaning aid.

If despite this disclaimer you choose to contact us regarding not being able to refund the item(s), please ensure you use CAPS LOCK when writing.

Nevertheless, we are happy to hear from you - praise or absolute demoralizing and soul-crushing criticism.